Threesome Pickup Artist by Suzy Bauer
 
 

Clearly, odds are this is never going to happen. But it’s a fun fantasy!

 Someone that can make threesomes happen so naturally women will feel the threesome happened "out of the blue". Someone that can make every aspect of a seduction "fall into place".

prepare yourself emotionally

 

and one of my friends said the party was moving to his place

 

I was at this party one night chillin! So, towards the end of the night, we were exiting the party and one of my friends said the party was moving to his place and this female friend was coming along and she wanted yours truly to make sure, I came by. I was like cool, not really knowing what was in the mix. Got to the crib, we chilled for a min and she said, I’ll going to the back. She called my friend back into the other room, they were in there for a little while then she called me in. Well, when I got back there, I was invited to stay. I was like.. COOL. So we are handling this chick and then my friends phone rings. Well, it’s this other female who was at the party too and she was calling for a booty call. He tells her what’s going on and she’s like, “I’m on my way!” She arrives and let’s just say, 3 turned into 4. I was like… “This is the Shizz-nitt!” Me and him did the signature hi 5 and took it to the bridge

 

I want to do it again. Now if only I could find two girls interested…

 

Oh my gosh! Never believed it would happen so soon…

Nearly having one doesn’t count. Everything was planned, but one of the girls chickened out.

Tested advice:

bails at the last minute

 

a long time ago…weird. awkward.

Finally, when I’m in bed with a woman, a guy ends up just getting in the way. (A male friend of mine believes this is always a case). Guys (in my experience) seem to approach MFF threesomes with these corporate/commercial/porn-fed fantasies about what the encounter should be like, and that’s about 2 women tittilating a man, not about 2 women enjoying each other. I mostly sleep with men, so when I am in the delighful position of bedding another woman, I want to fully savour the experience. ;-)